Feb 21
Belarus.
I think, during the podcast, we mentioned the magnificently misjudged Belarussian Eurovision entry, “I Love Belarus”. There’s kind of a protocol in Eurovision – humble and welcoming celebration of national culture, yes. Full-bore patriotic flagwaving, no. After all, you can’t vote for your own song.
Anyhow. This be it. Never has Belarus been more emphatically and catchily endorsed. The WWE ought to give someone a Belarus gimmick just so they can use this as theme music.
This is possibly the greatest thing ever produced by humankind.
It’s over nine months since the last Eurovision and still I sometimes play this on YouTube because its chorus is always guaranteed to bring joy and happiness into the room.
And I don’t even love Belarus.
I’d love to see a big brawny guy, someone who can keep a serious “evil foreigner” face and walk, come out to that song at a WWE event.
Or Chris Jericho. He could pull it off as well.
Oh my. I have been missing much. I must share this.
I… Uh … I can punch this, right?
Only if you don’t love Belarus.