The X-Axis – 16 December 2012
And so on to this week’s reviews, plus some hanging around from the week before. You’ll forgive me if I take some of these quickly, it’s been a busy day…
Age of Apocalypse #10 – Age of Apocalypse sells abysmally, so even though it’s heading towards a crossover with the similarly audience-bereft X-Treme X-Men and the somewhat healthier Astonishing, it comes as no real surprise to see the book suddenly racing towards the conclusion. It doesn’t take a genius to read between the lines when Prophet takes the opportunity to explain that he really wanted to train Jean Grey as his successor but “We’ve run out of time.” No kidding you have.
Still, at least Age of Apocalypse has shifted gears and started heading for the finish line with several months in hand, which means that if nothing else it gets a renewed sense of momentum and a realistic shot of achieving closure on its main storylines. While the book has always had a tendency to overdo the visual gloom, this issue has got some of Roberto de la Torre’s stronger visuals, with a bit more emphasis on the big gestures rather than the serious brooding.
All-New X-Men #3 – Oh, it’s that old trick of Bendis’ – the one where he sets up a cliffhanger at the end of one issue, and then spends the next issue building to exactly the same cliffhanger from a different direction. Still, this book’s schedule is rapid enough that it just about gets away with it.
Instead of delivering the confrontation between the two X-Men teams, this issue goes back a bit and explains what Cyclops’ team have been up to. The big revelation here is that Scott and Emma’s powers have been damaged by exposure to the Phoenix. And, uh, so have Magneto’s. For some reason. That naturally results in a hideously awkward scene in which Magneto flags up that he didn’t actually have the Phoenix Force during Avengers vs X-Men, and we’re told that getting blasted really hard in the final issue was good enough.
It’s the sort of explanation so thumpingly unconvincing that you can’t help wondering whether it’s just a massive cock-up that’s being awkwardly covered at the last minute. Then again, the whole idea doesn’t make a tremendous amount of sense in logical terms, since no previous host of the Phoenix has had this sort of trouble. Still, I get where Bendis is going thematically, and I’ll give him a bit of slack on that point; it’s supposed to represent literally the way Scott’s team are trying to plough on even though they’ve wrecked everything (or had it wrecked for them). Nonetheless, a bit more in the “making sense” department wouldn’t hurt, hmm?
Cable & X-Force #1 – The first of two new X-Force titles launching as part of Marvel Now!, this has nothing whatsoever to do with the previous run. Instead, Dennis Hopeless and Salvador Larroca are basically doing a team book fronted by Cable.
Hopeless has two books out this week, the other being Avengers Arena. That’s the one getting most of the attention, but I’m steering well clear about it. Haven’t read it. Could be brilliant for all I know. But literally everything about the promotion of the book has made it look like derivative hackwork calculated to provoke online controversy, and I just can’t be arsed. Fairly or not, it makes me approach all involved with considerable scepticism.
Cable & X-Force, meanwhile, is simply a bit dull. It’s a first issue that doesn’t get as far as establishing the premise, which is always a warning sign that you’re dealing with a writer who can’t pace for serials. Cable’s assembling a new team for Some Reason Or Other. Hope wants to hook up with him. The team is going to do apparently evil things and the Avengers are going to chase them down. The reason for all this is Thoroughly Mysterious.
It’s not awful, but it never gets to the point of establishing any kind of hook. It doesn’t really introduce any of its characters, assuming that everyone knows and cares about them already. It attempts to set up mystery while giving us no real clues to work with and no particular reason to care. Hopeless really doesn’t have Dr Nemesis’ voice down at all, and the less said about that costume redesign, the better. It’s the sort of thing that might turn out, with the benefit of hindsight, to be a good opening twenty pages of a graphic novel, but as a first issue, there’s not enough to it.
Gambit #6 – Guest starring MI-13, not that that’s exactly going to send the sales soaring. Actually, they seem to be here mainly because James Asmus wants to use Pete Wisdom as an antagonist to hunt Gambit down, which isn’t such a bad role for him. He’s certainly a more interesting foil for Gambit than having him simply run rings around a beleaguered CIA agent or something.
Sticking doggedly to its heist story format, this issue has Gambit stealing Excalibur and breaking into MI-13’s vaults. The fill-in art is a bit below usual standards, but it’s okay and largely sticks to the book’s established tone. And Asmus is continuing to come up with inventive ways to build a heist every issue, which is really quite impressive. Gambit is kind of lost in the line, but it’s a reliably enjoyable title.
Wolverine #317 – Final issue! (DISCLAIMER: Issue may not be final.)
Cullen Bunn’s short run concludes by wrapping up his “Covenant” storyline, and does little to dispel the impression of a writer who’s been asked if he wouldn’t mind filling time for four issues. The basic plot is clear enough by this point. A long time ago, the Covenant asked Wolverine to kill the “Dreaming Maiden”, whose dreams are apparently going to bring doom to the Earth (seemingly by attracting the Celestials, though it’s left vague). Instead, he hid her away and somehow convinced her to just stop dreaming. But that didn’t work out, so now the Covenant are after her again, quite possibly because she’s manipulated them into going after her.
The story doesn’t really work. For a start, this is not a Wolverine story. It’s a story about the Covenant, characters mostly created by Bunn for another series, which is being shoehorned in to a title it has no particular connection with. Okay, it plays vaguely off Wolverine’s long history, but magic and spiritualism is hardly something that fits well with him. Besides, the Dreaming Maiden is a glorified macguffin which thinks it’s something more profound. Not very good.
X-Factor #248 – Pip’s not dead, you’ll be pleased to hear. And hell is coming to earth, which you’ll be less pleased to hear, not least because the magical stories haven’t always been this book’s strongest suit. I assume we’re building to a big climax with issue #250, and I kind of hope so, since this isn’t a direction that especially grabs me. Then again, most of this issue is actually about Pip waking up in Monet’s body after saving himself from apparent death by shooting – and the character comedy there works pretty well, especially because Peter David gets the obvious gags out of the way and moves on to more inventive stuff.
X-Men #39 – Domino and Daredevil team up to fight an arms dealer who started off with good intentions but got sucked into a life of crime. The book is missing from the March solicitations, so this looks very much like a case of blatant filler as the title coasts to its conclusion. And much of the book is very much your standard team-up filler story, though it does have a genuinely interesting idea towards the end: that the morally flexible Domino is far more judgmental towards the bad guy than the supposedly upright Daredevil.
As this sort of thing goes, it’s perfectly well constructed and the art is better than usual. And readers of a certain bent can play “spot the old supervillain weapons”. But it’s still filler.
X-Treme X-Men #7 – 7.1 – Two issue in two weeks. The first wraps up Kurt’s return to his home world and brings Sage into the cast. I can’t for the life of me remember how she ended up as an interstellar ambassador, but there she is. It’s a strangely downbeat story in which the normally cheerful Kurt is given false hope that his parents have survived, Danger tries to torment him, and he tries to obliterate entire robot cities. Basically, if it’s impotent hate you like, this story’s got it in spades.
It’s a misfire, I think. Kurt’s appeal as a character lies (lay?) in his more innocent nature and in the idea that he’d come from a rather nice-sounding world where he was just an ordinary kid. This arc replaces all that with a back story of trauma and horror that just doesn’t seem particularly compelling.
The Point One issue is more fun, the central joke being that the team end up visiting the mainstream Marvel Universe, don’t realise it, and treat the whole plot of Avengers vs X-Men as one of those ridiculous disasters that usually sets up alternate worlds. Also, it has an alternate Xavier who’s a giant floating whale, which teeters on the verge of Just Plain Silly, but ultimately gets away with it. It’s a much more cheerful affair and one that plays far more to the book’s strengths.
A few unrelated points on various subjects.
1) I’d put money on it that in early drafts of AVX, Magneto was going to get the Phoenix juice instead of, say, Namor. That’s why he’s on the run now, and why his powers are screwy. They’re left over bits from an abandoned storyline.
2) I’m surprised there’s so much confusion about Cyclops in Astonishing X-Men. It turned out his lack of control is psychological rather than physical. Intensive psychotherapy led to a breakthrough, but he couldn’t just suddenly effortlessly control his power. He held it in for as long as he could, but eventually had to put the goggles back on. Presumably he should have slowly built up control and strength over time after that, but no other writer revisited the plot point. Which is a shame, it’s a nice analogy for various mental illnesses.
3) The offensive thing about Avengers Academy being a ripoff isn’t that it’s a ripoff, but that it is being marketed as “hey, this is a ripoff, I bet that makes you so mad you’re going to go vent about it all over your social media. You should go do that right now, we’re rotten”. It’s cynical and mean-spirited. But apparently it’s working.
4) There is actually a comic called Harry Potty and the Deathly Boring. The only comic my kids have willingly read. Over and over and over.
That strategy only works if all that venting on social media leads to increased sales.
I got that part, but what state was it meant to be left in? No other writer picked up on the plot thread is a perfectly fine explanation.
Whether or not it increases sales I don’t know, but it’s definitely increasing awareness. I’m only aware of it from complaints, for example.
Oh, and I’d just like to complain that this website doesn’t offer a simple way to find older reviews. Minor complaint, I know, but I finally read 2nd coming and now want to read Paul’s reviews.
I’m pretty sure the story was meant to be the start of a slow road to recovery. The first time he held in the blasts for a few days (?). The next time might have been for a week. Then two weeks, and so-on. Compare it to resisting panic attacks, and he went a little time without medication before the anxiety finally it got the better of him and he had to dose up again for a while. But no other writer picked it up. The genre just doesn’t support gradual, organic changes to the status quo.
Of course, if by some chance Arena had been totally shunned and dismissed as an idea not even worth dignifying with commentary, sinking into total obscurity within six issues, the spin Marvel put on it would probably have been along the lines of “That’s not so surprising; we’ve been saying for a while now that the market just won’t support a teen superhero book.”
“The genre just doesn’t support gradual, organic changes to the status quo.”
Anymore. It used to, back when there was one X-Men book with Claremont writing it, but sadly, those days are long gone. It seems like NOTHING really happens in comics anymore. Look at Bendis’ 200+ issues of Avengers – I can hardly tell you anything that happened in those books. Plots don’t pay off, subplots have been squeezed out, character development doesn’t really happen, even the fight scenes are just poses and filler instead of choreographed action playing off of characters’ powers.
If only Marvel put as much thought into it’s storylines as does on the “spin”…
In addition to Jerry Ray’s comments on fight scenes, I’d add how covers are nearly always too generic – they might show who the bad guy in the issue is, but they don’t give you any idea what’s happening in the story. And far too often they’re not by the interior artist.
Also, when it’s in the middle of an ongoing arc (which they almost always are), a ‘part x of y’ wouldn’t hurt.
We need a return to the silver age, when julie designed a cover and the writer made a story around it.
Man I would love that job. Every month I’d have Batman eating a motorcycle, or Luke Cage riding a unicorn with a tattoo on its rump. And if the writers rose to the challenge and made intelligent stories of it, I’d call Crying Chimp Month, every comic featuring a crying chimp, but there’s the kicker, it’s a different crying chimp in each comic. Which means in a single month, Wolverine would have to deal with sixteen individual crying chimps. Some in space, some in the Louvre, some dressed as Madonna on the White House lawn. All crying.
And that would be how I get the sack from a major comics company.
Paul, we never saw Sage become alt-leader of SWORD. The last we saw of her she was in stasis (in the Crystal Palace with most of the other Exiles) in Jeff Parker’s short-lived Exiles. This is the first time she’s been seen in several years, with no explanation of how she got out of stasis or why she decided to make her home on this particular world.
Avengers Arena: (cough) RIPOFF (cough)
But seriously. What’s weird is that Arena, dreadful in so many ways, is actually better than Cable & X-Force. It’s *much* better, in that it’s at least competent. Characters are introduced, and they’re taken from A to B.
That the premise is a
RIPOFFgimmick is not per se the problem. Hopeless may need it as a writing crutch — but at least the crutch is *working*.So, it’s not just an alternate Sage?
I think a case can be made for Phoenix altering people’s powers before. The only real character who had them for any length of time was Rachel Summers and her powers originally had a time travel element to them that is absent now that she’s no longer Phoenix
and Illyana’s powers were also changed.